Movie Trailer Friday: Fast And Furious

I once met a mystic who explained to me that time is speeding up. You see, there time as we know it, and then there is another construct outside of time, which we shall, for the purpose of this discussion, call super-time.

Super-time remains constant, but time bends within it. We can’t actually prove that this is happening, because we are unable to measure super-time. So, for example, an hour goes by faster today than it did twenty years ago. We know it’s true, but only through little hints, little intuitions here and there throughout our lives.

Could one such piece of evidence be the consolidation of movie titles? After several sequels, the franchise that began with The Fast And The Furious now presents a film simply called Fast And Furious. Similarly, the franchise that began with First Blood, followed by Rambo: First Blood Part II, eventually presented a film called Rambo. Stallone did the same thing with the Rocky franchise, which came to a close with Rocky Balboa.

There’s something going on here worth paying attention to. Tighten up your communication, because pretty soon, you won’t have a choice. After all, that’s how I came up with “miconian.” It’s a preemptive consolidation of my name, so that when The Change happens, I’ll be ready. I think you know what the fuck I’m talking about.

Some suggested movie titles for sequels yet to come:

• Super
• Spider
• XYs
• Trek
• Stars
• Twlght

Here’s the Quicktime trailer for Fast And Furious.