Journey To The Center Of The Earth

Don’t be deterred by the fact that this movie is ostensibly based on a novel published in 1864. If you have no patience, no tolerance for intellectualism, no ability to suspend disbelief, and no imagination of your own, you can still enjoy it.

Witness: It has that guy from The Mummy in it. Remember how he kept swinging swords and stuff to disable monsters at the last second? More of that here.

And isn’t it funny how he stops screaming mid-fall to comment on how far he’s falling? Conveniently, this will also ensure that you’re not scared about what’s going to happen to him…little chance of a likable character ending up impaled on a stalactite after that.

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